Tuesday
Dec152009
ESCAPING THE SURLY BONDS OF EARTH...
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 5:03PM Aloha Mondo Formica,
It doth occur to this demi-mortal that Miss RCA (Ribbondance Celeste Akeo) is waaay ahead of the curve in addressing the issue of "green" fuel alternatives. Investigations with the honchos at JPL -that's the Jungle Propulsion Laboratory- have shown that Mankind may have never attained escape velocity from Earth's gravitational pull without "going to afterburners". Just ask the crew of the USS Enterprise. As for the lucrative field of fuel additives: Enough Kim Chee und Kal Bi and you'll NEED to escape Earth's atmosphere for your own survival. Viva Miss RCA, our own gaseous nebula! -And please! Don't go near that Tiki Torch...
-Delzilla
Reader Comments (1)
A short note to Ms Celeste de la Ribbon:
Perhaps my dear, your exudations will force the caldera to blow you black into the non-infernal world halfway down, thus reserving the Sacrifice for a Real Virgin instead.